WNBA Task Force Now Suspects “Woman” May Be a 700-Page PDF

The WNBA’s task force, aimed at defining “woman,” has expanded to 46 members with a chaotic process marked by humorous setbacks. Definitions have been minimal, leading to an interim framework and a potential league renaming, while financial requests and extended timelines escalate. Meetings have proven unproductive, highlighting absurdity. Continue reading WNBA Task Force Now Suspects “Woman” May Be a 700-Page PDF

Evan Glass Asks Fortune Teller What His Political Future Holds, Machine Immediately Requests Another $20

Montgomery County Councilmember Evan Glass consulted a fortune-telling machine named Zoltar for political advice, humorously outsourcing his strategy. The machine’s responses ranged from cryptic predictions about future announcements to warnings about fiscal restraint. Political insiders found the consultation entertaining and refreshingly honest compared to traditional polling methods. Continue reading Evan Glass Asks Fortune Teller What His Political Future Holds, Machine Immediately Requests Another $20