A checkout dispute in Waldorf allegedly escalated from impatience to punches to a gun. The Canton Cat says Maryland retail has officially introduced the felony express lane. Continue reading Waldorf Woman Allegedly Pulls Gun Over Long Checkout Line, Maryland Retail Finally Unveils Express Lane for Felonies
A Baltimore County man allegedly celebrated his birthday by blowing up his own Cadillac limo, proving Maryland still produces the kind of citizen who looks at luxury transportation and sees fireworks. Continue reading Baltimore County Man Blows Up His Own Cadillac Limo for Birthday, Maryland Responds by Criminalizing Patriotism
Maryland Governor Wes Moore announced the “Powerless Ball,” a replica of Las Vegas’ Sphere, which cannot be powered due to electricity shortages. Moore framed it as a metaphor for governance and sustainability. Despite being unlit, the venue emphasizes environmental concerns and is marketed as a carbon-neutral attraction, reflecting Maryland’s energy challenges. Continue reading Maryland Lands the Sphere, Immediately Forgets the Electricity
