FAA Announces New “No Yiffing Below 10,000 Feet” Rule After Tuberville Warns Furries Have Infiltrated Aviation

The FAA has heightened the aviation threat level in response to concerns about furries infiltrating airline operations. New protocols include heightened passenger screening and updated safety demonstrations. Congress plans hearings on this unusual issue, with lawmakers struggling to comprehend the furry phenomenon, while the Pentagon adjusts its radar to distinguish between threats and fanciful creatures. Continue reading FAA Announces New “No Yiffing Below 10,000 Feet” Rule After Tuberville Warns Furries Have Infiltrated Aviation