Republican gubernatorial candidate Dan Cox plans to perform the daring Triple Lindy dive from a makeshift platform at the Maryland State House if elected. He aims to symbolize his rejection of conventional politics through this stunt, but it raises safety concerns and logistical questions about feasibility and landing. Continue reading Dan Cox Promises Triple Lindy From Governor’s Mansion If Maryland Elects Him
Maryland gubernatorial candidate Andy Ellis criticized Dan Cox for avoiding debates with all four candidates, claiming it reveals fears of a chaotic political environment. Ellis accused Cox and Wes Moore of maintaining the flawed two-party system and suggested a dramatic new debate format. Maryland voters amusingly contemplated leaving the state amid the debate chaos. Continue reading Andy Ellis Demands Four-Way Governor Debate, Accidentally Invents Maryland Political Battle Royale
Dan Cox says Maryland’s police accountability boards resemble Soviet-style citizen councils. The Canton Cat checks the meeting agenda for Lenin, revolution and refreshments. Continue reading Dan Cox Discovers Montgomery County Has Soviets, Immediately Checks Under the Bed for Lenin
Wes Moore is celebrating one debate with Dan Cox while other gubernatorial candidates remain offstage. The Canton Cat wonders whether courage comes with a two-podium limit. Continue reading Wes Moore Schedules One Debate, Declares Democracy Fully Serviced
