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Nancy Mace Begs Men to Stop Sending Dick Pics, Congress Finally Finds Bipartisan Issue

Rep. Nancy Mace called for bipartisan support to stop men from both parties sending her explicit images, labeling the practice as “nasty” and “gross.” A historic joint resolution, dubbed the KEEP YOUR JUNK OUT OF THE CONGRESSWOMAN’S INBOX ACT OF 2026, passed quickly. Congress has united on this surprising issue despite broader political divides. Continue reading Nancy Mace Begs Men to Stop Sending Dick Pics, Congress Finally Finds Bipartisan Issue

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Jamie Raskin Survives Wind Gust in Iowa, Vows to Defend Democracy Against Weather

Jamie Raskin survived a dangerous encounter with Iowa wind, a flapping television tent and several concerned staffers. The republic, somehow, remains intact. Continue reading Jamie Raskin Survives Wind Gust in Iowa, Vows to Defend Democracy Against Weather

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Congress & Power, Politics, Satire, Washington absurdity

A Very Minority Christmas: Inside the Holiday Misery of Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries

Christmas in Washington is supposed to be festive—but for Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries, it’s a reminder of life in the minority: no gavels, no subpoenas, and no leverage. Just empty hallways, hollow decorations, and strongly worded statements echoing into the cold. Continue reading A Very Minority Christmas: Inside the Holiday Misery of Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries

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