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Trump–Noem Deportation Plan Accidentally Targets the Loudest Protesters First

President Trump and Secretary Noem announced a controversial deportation strategy targeting white liberal women who protest their potential deportation. Dubbed “Operation Fine, You Go Then,” the program is claimed to be voluntary but has strict criteria. The policy has sparked mixed reactions among protesters, balancing humor and outrage over its implications. Continue reading Trump–Noem Deportation Plan Accidentally Targets the Loudest Protesters First

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SNAP to It: America’s First Government-Approved Fasting Program Takes Off

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has revamped SNAP benefits, transforming them into an extreme intermittent-fasting initiative by vastly restricting food options to items deemed unsuitable. Recipients now face scarce choices, prompting underground food markets. While officials claim success, critics argue the policy leads to starvation rather than nutritional improvement, highlighting a satirical take on food insecurity. Continue reading SNAP to It: America’s First Government-Approved Fasting Program Takes Off

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House GOP Declares War on Weak Showers, Wins Biggest Legislative Victory of the Bathroom Era

With inflation up, healthcare strained, and global crises unfolding, House Republicans have zeroed in on what they say truly matters: fixing America’s weak showers. Backed by President Trump’s long-running feud with low-flow showerheads, the GOP’s latest legislative push proves once again that in Washington, even the smallest drips can become a full-blown culture war. Continue reading House GOP Declares War on Weak Showers, Wins Biggest Legislative Victory of the Bathroom Era

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NYC Mayor Launches “World Cup for All” Initiative — Now Hiring Ticket Fairness Officers

New York’s new mayor has taken on his boldest challenge yet: fixing World Cup ticket prices for games not even played in New York. In a week where socialism met dynamic pricing, City Hall discovered that FIFA, geography, and reality may not be subject to municipal authority. Continue reading NYC Mayor Launches “World Cup for All” Initiative — Now Hiring Ticket Fairness Officers

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Impeachment as Performance Art:

April McClain Delaney passionately calls for President Trump’s immediate impeachment over Venezuela’s crisis, bypassing traditional checks and balances. As Congress remains inactive, Delaney emphasizes urgency without moving toward a formal process. The performance critiques the repetitive nature of impeachment and highlights a disconnect between political theatrics and genuine governance. Continue reading Impeachment as Performance Art:

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Governor Discovers Electricity Exists, Is Expensive

Maryland Governor Wes Moore recently acknowledged high electricity costs, framing it as a new discovery despite being in office for three years. Critics point out the state’s role in utility regulation and rate adjustments. The administration plans to address these issues through vague measures and task forces, offering little immediate relief to residents. Continue reading Governor Discovers Electricity Exists, Is Expensive

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Mayor Mamdani Rides the Revolution

New York’s newest mayor promised to govern for the people—and the subway made sure he did. When Mayor Mamdani finds himself waiting on a delayed train he now oversees, the revolution stops being theoretical and starts running local, crowded, and 47 minutes late. Continue reading Mayor Mamdani Rides the Revolution

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Maryland Judge Orders Trump to Release Maduro, Citing ‘Immediate Habeas Corpus for Dictators’

A Maryland federal judge wasted no time asserting global jurisdiction, ordering President Trump to immediately release Nicolás Maduro—just hours after his dramatic military capture in Caracas. Legal experts say it may be the fastest habeas corpus ruling ever issued for a sitting dictator. Continue reading Maryland Judge Orders Trump to Release Maduro, Citing ‘Immediate Habeas Corpus for Dictators’

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“Newsom Vows to ‘Fight’ Billionaire Wealth Tax — By Fundraising with Billionaires in His New $9M Mansion”

Gavin Newsom says California’s proposed wealth tax would scare off billionaires — a warning he delivered from his $9 million mansion while fundraising with the very people he claims are ready to flee. Nothing says “fight inequality” like clinking glasses with tech bros thanking him for the heads-up. Continue reading “Newsom Vows to ‘Fight’ Billionaire Wealth Tax — By Fundraising with Billionaires in His New $9M Mansion”

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Marylanders Skip New Year’s Resolutions Amid Rumors Gov. Wes Moore Plans to Tax Them Per Goal

Marylanders, united in a rare bipartisan gesture, decided against New Year’s resolutions amid rumors of a proposed tax on personal goals to address the state’s budget deficit. This plan, dubbed “The Self-Improvement Responsibility Act,” would impose fees based on the ambition of resolutions, prompting creative adaptations by residents. Continue reading Marylanders Skip New Year’s Resolutions Amid Rumors Gov. Wes Moore Plans to Tax Them Per Goal

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