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2026 Midterms Guide, Bach's Boombox, Campaigns, Celebrity, Elections, Maryland, People & Personalities, Politics, State & Local, voter outreach

Fitzgerald Mofor Announces Campaign Has Momentum, Immediately Breaks Into “Puttin’ on the Fitz”

Republican candidate Fitzgerald Mofor is gaining momentum leading up to November by adopting an entertaining approach to his campaign. With a focus on showmanship, he is energizing supporters while attracting criticism. His events are characterized by enthusiastic presentations, merchandise sales, and volunteer recruitment, diverging from traditional campaign norms. Continue reading Fitzgerald Mofor Announces Campaign Has Momentum, Immediately Breaks Into “Puttin’ on the Fitz”

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absurd politics, Democrazy, Politics, Satire, Sports & Whatever

No Escaping the Scoreboard: How American Sports Hijacked Budget Season

The intertwining of sports and politics has grown pronounced, with lawmakers increasingly referencing sports culture during discussions on budget and fiscal discipline. Instead of productive debates, sessions resemble chaotic sporting events, with bipartisan jabs and metaphorical excess. Ultimately, budgets are passed amid a backdrop of disillusionment, leaving the national debt unaddressed. Continue reading No Escaping the Scoreboard: How American Sports Hijacked Budget Season

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Conspiracies, Satire

🐞 DOMESTIC SURVEILLANCE: THE FLIES HAVE EYES 🐞

A former dishwasher believes flies are part of a deep state surveillance operation, experiencing paranoia as they multiply and refuse to leave him alone. He suspects their capabilities extend beyond mere pestering and writes to officials for help. Ultimately, he warns about their presence and the threat they represent to personal freedom. Continue reading 🐞 DOMESTIC SURVEILLANCE: THE FLIES HAVE EYES 🐞

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