Maryland Introduces “Practicing White” License After Officials Discover Some Residents Apparently Let Their Certification Expire

Maryland officials recently uncovered a bizarre regulatory category called “non-practicing white,” which requires white residents to periodically renew their “whiteness certification.” This involves attending specific events and completing a refresher course. Confusion arose when residents questioned why such regulations apply to whiteness but not to other demographics, highlighting absurdities in societal expectations. Continue reading Maryland Introduces “Practicing White” License After Officials Discover Some Residents Apparently Let Their Certification Expire

Rachel Dolezal Reinvents Herself as Sex Coach, Because Apparently One Identity Crisis Wasn’t Enough

Rachel Dolezal, now Nkechi Diallo, has transitioned into sex coaching after her controversial past as a leader in the Spokane NAACP and her identity misrepresentation. As she studies sexology, her coaching may address intimacy and relationships, prompting debate over her credibility. Critics question her role, while supporters highlight her understanding of personal authenticity. Continue reading Rachel Dolezal Reinvents Herself as Sex Coach, Because Apparently One Identity Crisis Wasn’t Enough

Democratic Socialists Announce Breathing Oxygen Is “A Legacy of White Supremacy”

The Democratic Socialists of America declared that breathing oxygen is linked to white supremacy, sparking humorous reactions among Americans. Their report, “Air Is Not Neutral,” critiques unequal access to oxygen and proposes a “community respiration” model requiring neighborhood approval for inhalation. Critics were puzzled by the absurdity of the claims. Continue reading Democratic Socialists Announce Breathing Oxygen Is “A Legacy of White Supremacy”