Congress votes to rein in Trump’s Iran war powers, and the Canton Cat imagines Washington’s backup strategy: fruit baskets, validating language and hoping Tehran just needs a hug. Continue reading Democrats Unveil Bold New Counterterrorism Strategy: Asking Iran to Please Stop Being Mean
Donald Trump hosted an unconventional peace summit at Mar-a-Lago with Vladimir Putin, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, and Benjamin Netanyahu, using Tonka trucks as props. Trump facilitated playful negotiations over vehicle ownership and infrastructure, but tensions flared after an accidental incident with a plastic ambulance. The summit ended with Trump claiming significant progress. Continue reading Mar-a-Lago Peace Summit Collapses After Tonka Truck Dispute Over Who Gets the Big Yellow Dump Truck
