A high-speed chase, a near tackle, and a politician seconds away from eating asphalt—all undone by four magic words. In this satirical breakdown, a local official discovers that nothing slows the law down faster than identifying yourself. Continue reading POLICE NEARLY TACKLE DRIVER AFTER HIGH-SPEED CHASE UNTIL HE IDENTIFIES HIMSELF AS “COUNCILMAN-ADJACENT”
The Democratic National Committee has deployed its Pink Vest Rapid Response Choir in Minneapolis to deter reporters from investigating alleged fraud outside Somali daycare centers. The choir, known for its musical tactics at protests, aims to create a harmonious environment that deflects critical questions, marking a new phase in political crisis management through performance art. Continue reading JUST IN: DNC Deploys Pink-Vest Rapid Response Choir to Minneapolis, Unleashes Broadway Defense Against Daycare Fraud Reporting
In a last-ditch effort to stop the future, Andrew Cuomo scales One Times Square on New Year’s Eve, clutching the ball and declaring an emergency on midnight itself—because if time doesn’t move forward, neither can New York City politics. Continue reading Cuomo vs. The Calendar: A New Year’s Eve at War with Time
Baltimore is celebrating its lowest murder rate in 48 years, proving once and for all that crime can be solved either through meaningful reform—or by sheer exhaustion and selective attention. When shootings and stabbings become background noise, even murder can slip quietly out of the headlines. Continue reading Baltimore Solves Crime by Running Out of People Who Can Be Murdered
Donald Trump hosted an unconventional peace summit at Mar-a-Lago with Vladimir Putin, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, and Benjamin Netanyahu, using Tonka trucks as props. Trump facilitated playful negotiations over vehicle ownership and infrastructure, but tensions flared after an accidental incident with a plastic ambulance. The summit ended with Trump claiming significant progress. Continue reading Mar-a-Lago Peace Summit Collapses After Tonka Truck Dispute Over Who Gets the Big Yellow Dump Truck
Minnesota officials drew the line at journalism this week after investigative reporter Nick Shirley showed up, asked questions, and filmed allegedly empty daycare centers receiving millions in taxpayer funds—prompting a swift political backlash, a viral scandal, and an unceremonious escort out of the state. Continue reading Minnesota Declares Investigative Journalism a Border Violation After Reporter Starts Asking Questions
The Onion has taken a stand against a small Maryland satire site, Montgonion, claiming trademark dilution. After receiving a cease-and-desist, the site rebranded to Montgomery Leek, highlighting the absurdity of corporate control in comedy. This incident underscores the tension between creative freedom and commercial interests in satire. Long live the Leek. Continue reading The Onion Declares War on Local Vegetables, Crushes Maryland Satire Site in Defense of Corporate Humor Monopoly
Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani promised to rethink public safety, and New York got exactly that—by naming an FDNY commissioner whose strongest qualification appears to be strong opinions and zero firefighting experience. Critics say it’s reckless. Supporters say it’s “historic.” Fires, meanwhile, remain unconvinced. Continue reading Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani Names FDNY Commissioner With Zero Firefighting Experience, Says ‘Lived Experience With Alarm Clocks Is Enough’
Maryland Governor Wes Moore introduced a controversial redistricting proposal aimed at addressing homeowner association fees, claiming it promotes equity and representation. Critics argue it’s gerrymandering for personal gain, while supporters see it as innovative governance. The plan may redefine district lines to eliminate certain HOA fees for Moore’s neighborhood, sparking debate. Continue reading Breaking: Wes Moore Announces Bold Redistricting Plan to Escape HOA Dues
“Real or Fake” is a political satire game featuring Maryland Governor Wes Moore. Contestants navigate statements about his life, questioning their truthfulness. With rounds focusing on military accolades, academic claims, and biographical discrepancies, the game emphasizes confusion and scrutiny in politics, ultimately challenging perceptions of honesty and resume embellishment. Continue reading REAL OR FAKE: The Wes Moore Edition
