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CDC Declares Lettuce Outbreak Over Moments Before Feds Discover Cabbage Trafficking a Metric Shit-Ton of Meth

The CDC declared the Cyclospora outbreak linked to iceberg lettuce over, but federal agents in Texas discovered over 2,000 pounds of methamphetamine concealed in cabbage shipments. This ironic twist led to humorous commentary on the neglect of cabbage while lettuce faced scrutiny. Investigators continue their search for the perpetrators behind the hidden drugs. Continue reading CDC Declares Lettuce Outbreak Over Moments Before Feds Discover Cabbage Trafficking a Metric Shit-Ton of Meth

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Hyattsville Man Chugs Entire Bottle of Hot Sauce, Becomes Prince George’s County’s Most Stable Friday Afternoon

Police responded to a disorderly man at a Hyattsville CVS. He then allegedly chugged an entire bottle of hot sauce, turning a routine call into a gastrointestinal emergency with witnesses. Continue reading Hyattsville Man Chugs Entire Bottle of Hot Sauce, Becomes Prince George’s County’s Most Stable Friday Afternoon

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