Author: Michael Phillips

Michael Phillips is a journalist, editor, creator, IT consultant, and father. He writes about politics, family-court reform, and civil rights.
Congress, democrats, Government, History, Politics, Washington absurdity

Democrats Announce January 6, 2026 Hearing to Mark Fifth Anniversary of “The Vibe Shift”

House Democrats plan a solemn commemorative hearing for January 6, 2026, marking the fifth anniversary of the January 6 Capitol events, which they call a near-democratic collapse. This hearing will emphasize the importance of voting to prevent similar incidents, despite critiques of its necessity and format. Democrats assert it’s vital to remember this event annually. Continue reading Democrats Announce January 6, 2026 Hearing to Mark Fifth Anniversary of “The Vibe Shift”

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Politics, Satire, Secondhand Service, Washington absurdity, world leaders

Democrats Furious After Trump Drone-Strikes Biden’s Toy Boat at Delaware Beach

Democratic leaders condemned Donald Trump after a U.S. drone mistakenly destroyed Joe Biden’s toy boat on a Delaware beach, which Trump justified as a narcotics threat. Despite bipartisan outrage over the strike’s recklessness, Trump remained unapologetic, claiming it demonstrated military precision. Biden was unharmed but shaken, and the White House has not addressed potential replacements. Continue reading Democrats Furious After Trump Drone-Strikes Biden’s Toy Boat at Delaware Beach

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Florida, Global News, Politics, Satire, world leaders

Mar-a-Lago Peace Summit Collapses After Tonka Truck Dispute Over Who Gets the Big Yellow Dump Truck

Donald Trump hosted an unconventional peace summit at Mar-a-Lago with Vladimir Putin, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, and Benjamin Netanyahu, using Tonka trucks as props. Trump facilitated playful negotiations over vehicle ownership and infrastructure, but tensions flared after an accidental incident with a plastic ambulance. The summit ended with Trump claiming significant progress. Continue reading Mar-a-Lago Peace Summit Collapses After Tonka Truck Dispute Over Who Gets the Big Yellow Dump Truck

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Government, Minnesota, Politics, Press & Free Speech, State, State & Local

Minnesota Declares Investigative Journalism a Border Violation After Reporter Starts Asking Questions

Minnesota officials drew the line at journalism this week after investigative reporter Nick Shirley showed up, asked questions, and filmed allegedly empty daycare centers receiving millions in taxpayer funds—prompting a swift political backlash, a viral scandal, and an unceremonious escort out of the state. Continue reading Minnesota Declares Investigative Journalism a Border Violation After Reporter Starts Asking Questions

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Habeas Circus, Judicial, Satire

Family Court’s Hottest Holiday Deals: Don’t Miss the End-of-Year Trauma Clearance Sale

As year-end approaches, family court professionals are promoting “End-of-Year Litigation Specials.” Services include discounted custody evaluations, bundled mental health packages, and flat-fee legal services. Judges are accelerating assignments, ensuring families enter the new year burdened with conflict and financial strain. Procrastination may lead to higher costs in January. Continue reading Family Court’s Hottest Holiday Deals: Don’t Miss the End-of-Year Trauma Clearance Sale

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Cultural Meltdowns, Maryland, Press & Free Speech

The Onion Declares War on Local Vegetables, Crushes Maryland Satire Site in Defense of Corporate Humor Monopoly

The Onion has taken a stand against a small Maryland satire site, Montgonion, claiming trademark dilution. After receiving a cease-and-desist, the site rebranded to Montgomery Leek, highlighting the absurdity of corporate control in comedy. This incident underscores the tension between creative freedom and commercial interests in satire. Long live the Leek. Continue reading The Onion Declares War on Local Vegetables, Crushes Maryland Satire Site in Defense of Corporate Humor Monopoly

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Satire, Urban Absurdity, Washington absurdity

See No Evil, Bark No Crime

Democratic leaders are facing backlash for a controversial initiative encouraging them to navigate communities with closed eyes to avoid confronting crime. Dubbed “Vision Zero (But For Vision),” the program aims to manage perceptions of public safety, promoting the idea that unperceived crime does not exist. Critics argue this approach represents willful blindness rather than real governance. Continue reading See No Evil, Bark No Crime

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Law Enforcement, New York, Politics, Satire, State & Local

Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani Names FDNY Commissioner With Zero Firefighting Experience, Says ‘Lived Experience With Alarm Clocks Is Enough’

Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani promised to rethink public safety, and New York got exactly that—by naming an FDNY commissioner whose strongest qualification appears to be strong opinions and zero firefighting experience. Critics say it’s reckless. Supporters say it’s “historic.” Fires, meanwhile, remain unconvinced. Continue reading Mayor-Elect Zohran Mamdani Names FDNY Commissioner With Zero Firefighting Experience, Says ‘Lived Experience With Alarm Clocks Is Enough’

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Satire, Sports & Whatever

“After a Lot of Prayer”: Inside the Transfer Portal Church of Getting the Bag

College football has transformed, with players increasingly entering the transfer portal driven by financial incentives rather than loyalty or commitment. Traditional values have diminished, as transfers are likened to subscription upgrades. Players, often citing divine guidance, prioritize lucrative NIL deals, reflecting a shift towards a free-agency mentality in the sport. Continue reading “After a Lot of Prayer”: Inside the Transfer Portal Church of Getting the Bag

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