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Government, Maryland, Politics, Secondhand Service, State & Local

Governor Awarded Bronze Star for Valor in the Battle of Light Snowfall

Maryland Governor Wes Moore may receive a Bronze Star for his performance during a recent snowstorm, dubbed “The Battle of Slightly Icy Roads.” His video updates, viewed by 78 people, were deemed an act of heroism. Critics questioned the absence of snowplows, attributing it to strategic morale-building rather than oversight. Continue reading Governor Awarded Bronze Star for Valor in the Battle of Light Snowfall

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absurd politics, Minnesota, Politics, Satire, Series, State vs. Federal Politics

Simple Frey: The Tale of the Mayor Who Misremembered Everything

Meet Simple Frey — the mayor who can’t remember what happened five minutes ago but somehow always remembers who to blame. In a Minneapolis where reality is optional and press conferences are performance art, every riot is a misunderstanding, every mob is a mirage, and every federal agent is guilty by default. Continue reading Simple Frey: The Tale of the Mayor Who Misremembered Everything

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