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Maryland Senate President Bill Ferguson Revealed as Billy the Puppet, Wes Moore’s Favorite Annapolis Ventriloquist Dummy

Maryland political observers uncovered that Senate President Bill Ferguson embodies the role of “Billy the Puppet,” used by Gov. Wes Moore to justify harmful policies and tax increases. Through satirical scenarios, residents are depicted as trapped by escalating costs, while Ferguson appears to explain the supposed benefits of these burdens. Continue reading Maryland Senate President Bill Ferguson Revealed as Billy the Puppet, Wes Moore’s Favorite Annapolis Ventriloquist Dummy

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Wes Moore Continues International Tour, Maryland Residents Asked to Please Hold

Wes Moore is back on the international stage, this time celebrating in Ghana, while Marylanders remain home enjoying their own traditions: rising bills, potholes, tolls and waiting for the governor to circle back. Continue reading Wes Moore Continues International Tour, Maryland Residents Asked to Please Hold

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Orange-Robed Efficiency: Peace Walk Monks Arrive in Annapolis, Fix Maryland in 5 Minutes

A group of monks on a peace walk inadvertently addressed Maryland’s affordability crisis in just five minutes at the State House, implementing substantial budget cuts and tax reductions with their simple, mindful approach. Their surprising efficiency contrasts sharply with years of bureaucratic efforts, leaving families to wonder why such solutions aren’t commonplace. Continue reading Orange-Robed Efficiency: Peace Walk Monks Arrive in Annapolis, Fix Maryland in 5 Minutes

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Maryland’s Budget Gap Explained: Gov. Wes Moore Says It’s Basically Pokémon and Warhammer

As Maryland stares into a growing fiscal abyss, Gov. Wes Moore unveiled a bold plan to spend billions anyway — and when asked where the money would come from, he didn’t say “taxes,” “cuts,” or even “borrowing.” Instead, he talked about Pokémon cards, Warhammer battles, and trusting the lore. Economists remain confused. Gamers feel oddly seen. Continue reading Maryland’s Budget Gap Explained: Gov. Wes Moore Says It’s Basically Pokémon and Warhammer

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