Tag: Vladimir Putin

absurd politics, Global News, Government, Military & Foreign Policy, russia, Satire, Secondhand Service, world leaders

Putin Deploys Hologram Army After Running Out of Actual Russians

Facing a shortage of actual Russians willing or able to fight, Vladimir Putin has reportedly deployed a cutting-edge solution: hologram soldiers. The glowing, casualty-proof army looks great on state TV, never defects, and conveniently disappears when drones fly through it—marking a bold new era of virtual warfare and imaginary victories. Continue reading Putin Deploys Hologram Army After Running Out of Actual Russians

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democrats, Maryland, Satire, voter outreach

Maryland Gov. Wes Moore Accused of “Pulling a Putin” with Fleet of Stunt Doubles to Attend Local Events

Maryland Governor Wes Moore faces scrutiny over claims of using doppelgangers to attend multiple events simultaneously. Reports suggest he may have hired actors to project an omnipresent image. While his office denies the allegations, citizens react with mixed feelings, asking for effective governance regardless of which Moore appears. Continue reading Maryland Gov. Wes Moore Accused of “Pulling a Putin” with Fleet of Stunt Doubles to Attend Local Events

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