Tag: Trump Derangement Syndrome

9/11, absurd politics, democrats, Democrazy, Donald Trump, Maryland, Politics

Maryland Democrats To Fact-Check 9/11 Victim List In Real Time For Possible Trump Connections

Maryland Democrats announced they will fact-check names read at 9/11 memorials to find connections to Donald Trump, claiming it’s a historical necessity. A rapid-response team will investigate any potential links, with the aim of framing press releases on these findings. Critics argue this politicizes the remembrance of the tragedy. Continue reading Maryland Democrats To Fact-Check 9/11 Victim List In Real Time For Possible Trump Connections

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S.H.I.T.E. Paper, Satire

A Peer-Reviewed Panic: A Satirical Study on Acute Political Outrage Syndrome (APOS)

This satirical study explores the fictional Acute Political Outrage Syndrome (APOS), reflecting the internet’s obsession with outrage during political controversies. It argues that modern democracies suffer from an incentivized cycle of performative fury fueled by social media, recommending absurd solutions to counteract these damaging trends. Continue reading A Peer-Reviewed Panic: A Satirical Study on Acute Political Outrage Syndrome (APOS)

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Health & Medical, Politics, S.H.I.T.E. Paper, Satire

A Peer-Reviewed* Investigation Into Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS), Macronutrient Intake, and the Bubble Tea Variable

A groundbreaking* study published in the Journal of Scientific Hypotheses In Theoretical Environments (S.H.I.T.E.) finds a strong correlation between extreme Trump Derangement Syndrome and diets low in meat protein but high in soy products and bubble tea—raising serious questions about tofu, tapioca pearls, and the biochemical limits of political calm.
*Groundbreaking in the sense that someone finally said it out loud. Continue reading A Peer-Reviewed* Investigation Into Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS), Macronutrient Intake, and the Bubble Tea Variable

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