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Trump’s 250-Foot Arch Revealed as America’s First Military-Grade McDonald’s Drone Delivery Complex

President Trump’s proposed 250-foot triumphal arch will function as a military complex housing drones and a fast-food court. Central to this monument is a McDonald’s, featuring delivery drones and elaborate military-themed menu items. Concerns over airspace have arisen, but solutions include patriotic markings on drones. The project blends defense and dining uniquely. Continue reading Trump’s 250-Foot Arch Revealed as America’s First Military-Grade McDonald’s Drone Delivery Complex

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Pentagon Announces New “Ask Nicely First” Rules of Engagement for Drug Boats

Under new Pentagon rules, U.S. forces confronting drug boats must now politely ask the captain for permission before taking action—because nothing says national security like waiting for consent from a cocaine speedboat. Continue reading Pentagon Announces New “Ask Nicely First” Rules of Engagement for Drug Boats

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