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Cuomo vs. The Calendar: A New Year’s Eve at War with Time

In a last-ditch effort to stop the future, Andrew Cuomo scales One Times Square on New Year’s Eve, clutching the ball and declaring an emergency on midnight itself—because if time doesn’t move forward, neither can New York City politics. Continue reading Cuomo vs. The Calendar: A New Year’s Eve at War with Time

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