CDC Declares Lettuce Outbreak Over Moments Before Feds Discover Cabbage Trafficking a Metric Shit-Ton of Meth

The CDC declared the Cyclospora outbreak linked to iceberg lettuce over, but federal agents in Texas discovered over 2,000 pounds of methamphetamine concealed in cabbage shipments. This ironic twist led to humorous commentary on the neglect of cabbage while lettuce faced scrutiny. Investigators continue their search for the perpetrators behind the hidden drugs. Continue reading CDC Declares Lettuce Outbreak Over Moments Before Feds Discover Cabbage Trafficking a Metric Shit-Ton of Meth