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Cat, IDGAF agenda, presidential ambitionshttps://cantoncat.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/image-71.png?w=150https://cantoncat.com/2026/09/02/democrats-propose-expanding-supreme-court-to-64-justices-so-constitutional-law-can-finally-be-decided-march-madness-style/The Canton Caten2026-09-02T22:33:39+00:00Democrats Propose Expanding Supreme Court to 64 Justices So Constitutional Law Can Finally Be Decided March Madness-StyleSatire, news, Politics, Donald Trump, political satire, History, judicial reform, democrats, Wes Moore, Washington DC, constitution, democracy, Congress, supreme court, Canton Cat, court packing, John Roberts, Clarence Thomas, March Madnesshttps://cantoncat.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/image-70.png?w=150https://cantoncat.com/2026/09/02/cheryl-riley-backs-maryland-sheriffs-jamie-raskin-reportedly-begins-47-minute-lecture-explaining-why-arresting-criminals-is-actually-complicated/The Canton Caten2026-09-02T21:54:40+00:00Cheryl Riley Backs Maryland Sheriffs; Jamie 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Massachusetts, Lindsay Clancy trial, hung jury, Lindsay Clancy, courtroom satire, jury duty, jury deadlock, jury deliberations, Massachusetts news, true-crime, murderhttps://cantoncat.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/image-51.png?w=150https://cantoncat.com/2026/09/01/maryland-child-support-awareness-parenting-time-enforcement-satire/The Canton Caten2026-09-02T03:50:24+00:00Maryland Celebrates Child Support Awareness Month, Reminds Parents Actual Children Are a Separate Departmentparental rights, child custody, Maryland politics, Wes Moore, Maryland satire, Canton Cat, Maryland child support, parenting time, Child Support Awareness Month, custody enforcement, Maryland family court, family law satire, court orders, parenting-time enforcementhttps://cantoncat.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/image-45.png?w=150https://cantoncat.com/2026/09/01/normal-local-man-posts-article-quote-accidentally-alters-maryland-political-landscape-before-breakfast/The Canton Caten2026-09-01T16:38:23+00:00Normal Local Man Posts Article Quote, Accidentally Alters Maryland Political Landscape Before Breakfastwriting, books, news, Politics, political satire, political commentary, History, Maryland politics, Montgomery County, annapolis, local politics, Maryland satire, Canton Cat, Greg, political consultants, Maryland Twitter, social media, media, campaign operativeshttps://cantoncat.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/image-40.png?w=150https://cantoncat.com/2026/09/01/andy-ellis-demands-four-way-governor-debate-accidentally-invents-maryland-political-battle-royale/The Canton Caten2026-09-01T16:21:47+00:00Andy Ellis Demands Four-Way Governor Debate, Accidentally Invents Maryland Political Battle Royalepolitical satire, Maryland politics, Wes Moore, Maryland Governor, annapolis, maryland elections, andy ellis, campaign humor, Maryland satire, Canton Cat, Dan Cox, governor debate, Maryland gubernatorial race, two-party system, political battle royalehttps://cantoncat.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/image-35.png?w=150https://cantoncat.com/2026/09/01/prince-georges-school-bus-problems-chipmunk-satire/The Canton Caten2026-09-01T15:57:32+00:00Prince George’s Schools Announce Bus Problems Will Improve As Soon As They Locate the Busespolitical satire, Maryland satire, Canton Cat, school buses, Upper Marlboro, PGCPS, Maryland schools, Prince George’s County, Maryland education, Prince George’s County Public Schools, school transportation, Chipmunk app, bus delays, education humorhttps://cantoncat.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/image-30.png?w=150https://cantoncat.com/2026/09/01/montgomery-county-announces-bold-new-education-plan-simply-hope-september-gets-colder/The Canton Caten2026-09-01T06:35:27+00:00Montgomery County Announces Bold New Education Plan: Simply Hope September Gets Colderpolitical satire, Maryland politics, county executive race, Montgomery County, Canton Cat, MCPS, public schools, Montgomery County Council, Vision Zero, Esther Wells, school HVAC, Will Jawando, education spendinghttps://cantoncat.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/image-20.png?w=150https://cantoncat.com/2026/09/01/maryland-candidate-walks-186-miles-accidentally-becomes-states-most-successful-transportation-project/The Canton Caten2026-09-01T05:41:33+00:00Maryland Candidate Walks 186 Miles, Accidentally Becomes State’s Most Successful Transportation Projectpolitical satire, political humor, Maryland politics, campaign satire, maryland elections, Maryland satire, Canton Cat, Maryland transportation, Fitzgerald Mofor, Maryland House of Delegates, Howard County, Restore Marylandhttps://cantoncat.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/image-15.png?w=150https://cantoncat.com/2026/09/01/kimberly-klacik-announces-shes-trying-something-different-baltimore-braces-for-possibility-of-normal-morning/The Canton Caten2026-09-01T05:25:24+00:00Kimberly Klacik Announces She’s “Trying Something Different,” Baltimore Braces for Possibility of Normal Morningpolitical satire, political commentary, Maryland politics, Baltimore politics, campaign humor, Maryland satire, Canton Cat, Kimberly Klacik, X politics, political Twitter, Baltimore satirehttps://cantoncat.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/image-10.png?w=150https://cantoncat.com/2026/09/01/exclusive-hasan-pikers-secret-life-as-an-nfl-cheerleader-finally-exposed/The Canton Caten2026-09-01T05:16:33+00:00EXCLUSIVE: Hasan Piker’s Secret Life as an NFL Cheerleader Finally Exposedpolitical satire, political humor, sports satire, sports, socialism satire, nfl, NFL parody, Canton Cat, NFL cheerleader, Hasan Piker, HasanAbi, streaming culture, fitnesshttps://cantoncat.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/image-5.png?w=150