https://cantoncat.com/2026/09/03/montgomery-county-celebrates-250-years-by-introducing-revolutionary-new-program-work-off-your-back-taxes-like-its-1776/The Canton Caten2026-09-03T19:10:14+00:00Montgomery County Celebrates 250 Years by Introducing Revolutionary New Program: Work Off Your Back Taxes Like It’s 1776news, Maryland politics, Montgomery County, local government satire, Maryland satire, Montgomery County Council, Rockville, back taxes, Marc Elrich, Montgomery County 250th anniversary, property taxes, tax satire, indentured servitude parodyhttps://cantoncat.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/historic_tax_repayment_workforce.jpg?w=150https://cantoncat.com/2026/09/03/flock-announces-cameras-will-now-defend-themselves-apparently-tired-of-being-bullied-by-people-with-hoodies/The Canton Caten2026-09-03T18:12:58+00:00Flock Announces Cameras Will Now Defend Themselves, Apparently Tired Of Being Bullied By People With Hoodiesnews, Politics, political satire, ai, tech satire, Canton Cat, technology, Garrett Langley, Flock cameras, surveillance satire, police technology, Flock Safety, camera systems, privacy, license plate readers, anti-tampering, Liam Neeson parody, policehttps://cantoncat.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/image-99.png?w=150https://cantoncat.com/2026/09/03/democratic-socialists-announce-breathing-oxygen-is-a-legacy-of-white-supremacy/The Canton Caten2026-09-03T09:23:43+00:00Democratic Socialists Announce Breathing Oxygen Is “A Legacy of White Supremacy”writing, news, Politics, political satire, political humor, parody news, progressive politics, socialism satire, Canton Cat, Democratic Socialists of America, community respiration, woke satire, Air Is Not Neutral, cultural satire, DSA, bloghttps://cantoncat.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/image-91.png?w=150https://cantoncat.com/2026/09/03/penn-state-cocaine-suspects-watch-lindsay-clancy-trial-immediately-diagnose-themselves-with-postpartum-psychosis/The Canton Caten2026-09-03T08:57:16+00:00Penn State Cocaine Suspects Watch Lindsay Clancy Trial, Immediately Diagnose Themselves With Postpartum Psychosispolitical humor, legal satire, Canton Cat, Lindsay Clancy, Agostino Abatiello, Penn State, insanity defense, cocaine ring, Pablo Pledgecobar, Court TV, criminal justice satire, postpartum psychosis, college satirehttps://cantoncat.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/image-85.png?w=150https://cantoncat.com/2026/09/02/berney-flowers-barry-white-campaign-album-satire/The Canton Caten2026-09-03T03:50:22+00:00Berney Flowers Announces Soul Album to Seduce Maryland Voters One Ballad at a TimeSatire, Politics, political satire, political humor, Maryland politics, campaign satire, congressional race, Canton Cat, Berney Flowers campaign, Sarah Elfreth, Barry White, soul music parody, Maryland congressional election, Berney Flowers, campaign albumhttps://cantoncat.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/93689250-aa2d-40e2-9e21-32ecda493611-84279-00001616a63f88ce_file.jpg?w=150https://cantoncat.com/2026/09/02/wes-moore-idgaf-agenda-maryland-satire/The Canton Caten2026-09-02T22:57:30+00:00Wes Moore Announces Bold New Governing Philosophy: “I Don’t Give a Fuck About Any of You”writing, news, Politics, political satire, political humor, History, Maryland politics, Wes Moore, Maryland Governor, annapolis, parody news, Baltimore, maryland democrats, Maryland satire, Wes Moore satire, Canton Cat, IDGAF agenda, presidential ambitionshttps://cantoncat.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/image-71.png?w=150https://cantoncat.com/2026/09/02/democrats-propose-expanding-supreme-court-to-64-justices-so-constitutional-law-can-finally-be-decided-march-madness-style/The Canton Caten2026-09-02T22:33:39+00:00Democrats Propose Expanding Supreme Court to 64 Justices So Constitutional Law Can Finally Be Decided March Madness-StyleSatire, news, Politics, Donald Trump, political satire, History, judicial reform, democrats, Wes Moore, Washington DC, constitution, democracy, Congress, supreme court, Canton Cat, court packing, John Roberts, Clarence Thomas, March Madnesshttps://cantoncat.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/image-70.png?w=150https://cantoncat.com/2026/09/02/cheryl-riley-backs-maryland-sheriffs-jamie-raskin-reportedly-begins-47-minute-lecture-explaining-why-arresting-criminals-is-actually-complicated/The Canton Caten2026-09-02T21:54:40+00:00Cheryl Riley Backs Maryland Sheriffs; Jamie Raskin Reportedly Begins 47-Minute Lecture Explaining Why Arresting Criminals Is Actually Complicatedpolitical satire, Maryland politics, Montgomery County, Law Enforcement, ice, immigration enforcement, sanctuary policies, Jamie Raskin, Canton Cat, Jeffrey Gahler, Cheryl Riley, Jamie Raskin satire, Maryland sheriffs, MD-8, Cheryl Riley Congresshttps://cantoncat.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/image-69.png?w=150https://cantoncat.com/2026/09/02/pga-scrambles-to-rewrite-rulebook-after-tiger-woods-legally-barred-from-using-drivers-of-any-kind/The Canton Caten2026-09-02T21:52:01+00:00PGA Scrambles to Rewrite Rulebook After Tiger Woods Legally Barred From Using Drivers of Any Kindfiction, writing, sports satire, sports, Canton Cat, Vanessa Trump, PGA Tour, golf satire, Tiger Woods driving suspension, Tiger Woods, driver’s license, golf cart, PGA rules, golf driver, Tiger Woods plea deal, golfhttps://cantoncat.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/image-59.png?w=150https://cantoncat.com/2026/09/02/montgomery-county-opens-another-government-liquor-store-because-apparently-even-getting-drunk-needs-bureaucracy/The Canton Caten2026-09-02T04:30:00+00:00Montgomery County Opens Another Government Liquor Store Because Apparently Even Getting Drunk Needs Bureaucracypolitical satire, Maryland politics, Montgomery County politics, Montgomery County, bureaucracy, local government, Canton Cat, Gaithersburg, Flower Hill, government liquor store, bourbon, liquor store, ABS, Alcohol Beverage Serviceshttps://cantoncat.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/image-25.png?w=150https://cantoncat.com/2026/09/01/deadlocked-lindsay-clancy-jury-sent-home-after-realizing-another-day-means-another-free-lunch/The Canton Caten2026-09-02T03:59:29+00:00Deadlocked Lindsay Clancy Jury Sent Home After Realizing Another Day Means Another Free LunchSatire, legal satire, History, crime, Canton Cat, free lunch, Massachusetts, Lindsay Clancy trial, hung jury, Lindsay Clancy, courtroom satire, jury duty, jury deadlock, jury deliberations, Massachusetts news, true-crime, murderhttps://cantoncat.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/image-51.png?w=150https://cantoncat.com/2026/09/01/maryland-child-support-awareness-parenting-time-enforcement-satire/The Canton Caten2026-09-02T03:50:24+00:00Maryland Celebrates Child Support Awareness Month, Reminds Parents Actual Children Are a Separate Departmentparental rights, child custody, Maryland politics, Wes Moore, Maryland satire, Canton Cat, Maryland child support, parenting time, Child Support Awareness Month, custody enforcement, Maryland family court, family law satire, court orders, parenting-time enforcementhttps://cantoncat.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/image-45.png?w=150